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Apr 3, 2008

Alien Among You

Just now, in the main campus cafeteria...

KATIE
(Sitting alone at a rather large table, eating and studying.)

UNDERGRAD #1
We could sit with that girl. (Indicates Katie.) She has room at her table.

UNDERGRAD #2
No, look. She's older. She's wearing wedding rings. I don't want to sit with her.


Apparently, I look old enough to also be deaf. At least she didn't see the elastic waistband.

3 Readers rock!:

The Shrink said...

Console yourself.

In a few months you won't be able to wear your wedding ring ;-)

I jest, and really hope you enjoy your pregnancy. My wife really enjoyed being pregnant with our 3 kids and misses it!

Pennsy said...

Things have changed a lot since I was an undergrad in the seventies.

Back then, we would not have been checking out your fingers.

Peace,
Pennsy
(who has never regretted sharing a table with Katie!)

Alykat said...

Ok, I confess! That day at Panera I was thinking the same thing; I was just too embaressed to be seen with such an old lady! :) Love you!